You know that couple who arrives in matching outfits and the kind of confidence only delusion can buy? This gallery is for them. And for you, if you’ve accepted that Halloween is couples’ cosplay with extra sugar. It’s dumb. It’s hilarious. It’s probably your next argument waiting to happen. Click a pic to open it big, hit the button if you’re brave enough to actually wear it.

Click any image to see the full disaster in full screen, and if your relationship survives the night, you’re both winners.